Is there anything open in the Meeting Room Security and Management division? Cuz I like organizing chairs and searching committees.

I don't know if I'd be excited about your job or not. I've hired a few people at my church back home, and when you have a lot of great candidates, it's fun. But when you have a whole lot of lousy candidates... yuck.

I don't like doing interviews. Maybe it's because I don't do it often and it's not my job.
But for sure hiring is better than firing.